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I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.
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Shopping days 'till Christmas: 341.8 (Central Standard Time)
My Untappd Badges (49 and counting)
Note: Does not include level ups.

Taste CrazyNewbieToast KingSix PackTake It EasyPlaying the FieldUntappd GroupieBrewery LoyalistLite WeightDrinking Your Paycheck
Brew Bowl XLVIIWeekday WarriorLager Jack (Level 5)Sixpoint 3BEANSPower MonthThe UsualSession Beer Day (2013)National Beer Day (2013)ApprenticeI Believe in IPA! (Level 5)
Alchemy AleQueen’'s Day with GrolschSocial DrinkerAlchemy Ale GoldAmerican Craft Beer Week (2013)New Brew ThursdayJourneymanBeer ConnoisseurSummer FunIndependence Day (2013)
Heavy Weight (Level 5)Pale as the Moon (Level 2)ArtisanOktoberfestWitch's Brew (2013)Stout Day (2013)Land of the Free (Level 10)Beer-giving (2013)Happy Brew Year (2014)Here Comes the Brew
Sky's the LimitSt. Patrick's Day (2014)National Beer Day (2014)Magic Hat Dream MachinePyramid IPLAmerican Craft Beer Week® (2014)Fat Tire ExperienceSmuttynose Bouncy House IPAIndependence Day (2014)
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